Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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