New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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