Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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