he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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