we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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