My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I wish i was in the wii world.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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