Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
