found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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