There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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