Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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