Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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