You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I AM VODKA MAN
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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