your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i dont even know how to be here
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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