There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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