Where did you get a picture of my penis
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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