is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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