if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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