Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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