Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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