Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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