new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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