Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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