Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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