You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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