We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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