I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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