Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
pray to the hookup gods
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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