they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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