But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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