He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She told me I should be a condom model.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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