why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize
