Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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