remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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