what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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