STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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