I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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