Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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