we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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