So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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