Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just had sex on a roof
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
All I want is dick and wine.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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