i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
This baby is an asshole
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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