shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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