I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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