I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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