hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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