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(616): View more from Michigan

it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.

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(541): View more from Oregon

i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.

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(309): View more from Illinois

We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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(718): View more from New York

Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.

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(917): View more from New York City

There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.

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(705): View more from Ontario

He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.

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(917): View more from New York City

He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him

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