Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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