Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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