Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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