i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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