Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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