She's JV to your varsity
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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