Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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